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. For most of us the concept of a flying potato is new, odd, impossible, or all of the above. Not so for the
actual potato who consider themselves rather adept at the science of flight. Potatoes left
unattended will grow long spindly tentacle like potato wings, perfect for propelling them thru the air in
a flight-like manner. Potato flight is not particularly graceful like that
of a hawk or pelican who glides gracefully on updrafts like a stunt plane performing aerobatics. The
potato is a get it done flyer who flaps it's ungainly tentacles like hell until it eventually clears the ground,
only to abruptly fall back to terra firma if it doesn't keep flapping. Potatoes fly about as well as a flying
squirrel, which could actually be termed a falling squirrel. Potatoes do not build nests, lay oviparous eggs, migrate,
or whistle pretty little melodies from the tops of trees. They do however make great hash browns. I like potatoes,
especially when they are flying in formation. This little blurb on "tators' makes
about as much sense as my Flying Potato cartoons. I hope they serve to entertain and bewilder you. ..
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