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Every year as we hit the Midway I would start my subtle campaign to see the Sideshow. It was an uphill battle, but I harbored a single-minded passion that would not be denied. The game required lightning fast imagination and the useless ability to spit out a peculiar name at three second intervals. In Search of the Illusive (#6-2") Wood Screw Stock can be anywhere at anytime, you might find a bag of cement
mix in the carpet and
flooring isle, plumbing parts in the electrical isle, or a Sego Palm in the roofing isle. I suggest Danny in Accounting be required to wear a gelding harness I
suggest (Anonymous) I be in charge of adjusting said gelding harness
Yell at the TV, bitch about the Tele-Tubbies, lecherously comment about Kelly Ripa. Complain loudly about Non-English speaking peoples, even when visiting their country. |
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